<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1248970914349531986</id><updated>2011-04-22T01:52:37.469+01:00</updated><title type='text'>thick steaks</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://coolyourbrains.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1248970914349531986/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://coolyourbrains.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>KAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06093377025170678664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SPzzPEgYgMI/AAAAAAAAAP8/ItzRnOnmT9I/s1600-R/n271100334_397652_5504.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1248970914349531986.post-3494911977712222561</id><published>2009-03-02T22:57:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-03-02T23:12:26.229Z</updated><title type='text'>Ai:</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation."&lt;/span&gt; - Rainer Maria Rilke&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;"So that love contains in it the contradiction: the attempt to return to the past and the attempt to undo the past." &lt;/span&gt;- Crimes and Misdemeanors&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1248970914349531986-3494911977712222561?l=coolyourbrains.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://coolyourbrains.blogspot.com/feeds/3494911977712222561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1248970914349531986&amp;postID=3494911977712222561' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1248970914349531986/posts/default/3494911977712222561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1248970914349531986/posts/default/3494911977712222561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://coolyourbrains.blogspot.com/2009/03/ai.html' title='Ai:'/><author><name>KAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06093377025170678664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SPzzPEgYgMI/AAAAAAAAAP8/ItzRnOnmT9I/s1600-R/n271100334_397652_5504.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1248970914349531986.post-5235003430904421965</id><published>2008-10-25T00:08:00.011+01:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T22:56:01.471Z</updated><title type='text'>LUSTY</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SQJcGBBiIAI/AAAAAAAAAUU/bPAfL8kUiZk/s1600-h/FH000004.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 230px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SQJcGBBiIAI/AAAAAAAAAUU/bPAfL8kUiZk/s320/FH000004.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260868573145997314" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi Haiku&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You with dirty grin&lt;br /&gt;Eat the whipped cream on the cake&lt;br /&gt;I want in on that&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mTJYj_uL1NQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mTJYj_uL1NQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1248970914349531986-5235003430904421965?l=coolyourbrains.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://coolyourbrains.blogspot.com/feeds/5235003430904421965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1248970914349531986&amp;postID=5235003430904421965' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1248970914349531986/posts/default/5235003430904421965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1248970914349531986/posts/default/5235003430904421965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://coolyourbrains.blogspot.com/2008/10/lusty.html' title='LUSTY'/><author><name>KAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06093377025170678664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SPzzPEgYgMI/AAAAAAAAAP8/ItzRnOnmT9I/s1600-R/n271100334_397652_5504.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SQJcGBBiIAI/AAAAAAAAAUU/bPAfL8kUiZk/s72-c/FH000004.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1248970914349531986.post-7506574793121108288</id><published>2008-10-22T20:30:00.014+01:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T22:54:46.219Z</updated><title type='text'>VAJAYJAY</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SP_M7zB8e7I/AAAAAAAAAQ4/ZXqIK118duE/s1600-h/FH000004.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 230px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SP_M7zB8e7I/AAAAAAAAAQ4/ZXqIK118duE/s320/FH000004.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260148217474743218" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;Cagey&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Why she would tell me this I didn't know. All there was to judge in the dim was the light on my back and height was not an issue - I was sat on a stool. "The light is burning a spaceship into your shoulder", she whispered into my neck scratching at my skin desperately like a rat. A quick scotch later I would find myself hoisting her arms and twirling her old figure in circles while she pretended to be younger, not younger than me, that'd be too far a stretch even at five in the morning. They say that older women can teach you a thing or four but they are lying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Upon leaving I told her she was more haggard than Madonna.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The class was given a task: write an 1000 word feature on anything you like - and I chose vaginal surgery... What? I'm no Gilligan.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1248970914349531986-7506574793121108288?l=coolyourbrains.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://coolyourbrains.blogspot.com/feeds/7506574793121108288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1248970914349531986&amp;postID=7506574793121108288' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1248970914349531986/posts/default/7506574793121108288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1248970914349531986/posts/default/7506574793121108288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://coolyourbrains.blogspot.com/2008/10/suck-my-thumb-pull-your-hair.html' title='VAJAYJAY'/><author><name>KAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06093377025170678664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SPzzPEgYgMI/AAAAAAAAAP8/ItzRnOnmT9I/s1600-R/n271100334_397652_5504.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SP_M7zB8e7I/AAAAAAAAAQ4/ZXqIK118duE/s72-c/FH000004.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1248970914349531986.post-8994101352238886499</id><published>2008-10-20T21:23:00.011+01:00</published><updated>2008-10-27T02:07:24.456Z</updated><title type='text'>I'M NO APRIL WHEELER</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SPz3bO_3zoI/AAAAAAAAAQU/LjXLc0wPruQ/s1600-h/FH000005.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SPz3bO_3zoI/AAAAAAAAAQU/LjXLc0wPruQ/s320/FH000005.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259350512116420226" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;(He knows the ways of the road)&lt;Br&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ting and I had a blog when we were fourteen. The only thing I remember about it was once she posted a picture of the tall guy from Baywatch Hawaii- I think his character was called Jason - and said he looked like my high school boyfriend. I wish. Oh, also our tagline was 'so fresh so fly', which is still true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3xdMEm9i66g&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3xdMEm9i66g&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy first birthday blog!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1248970914349531986-8994101352238886499?l=coolyourbrains.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://coolyourbrains.blogspot.com/feeds/8994101352238886499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1248970914349531986&amp;postID=8994101352238886499' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1248970914349531986/posts/default/8994101352238886499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1248970914349531986/posts/default/8994101352238886499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://coolyourbrains.blogspot.com/2008/10/channy-smallz.html' title='I&apos;M NO APRIL WHEELER'/><author><name>KAT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06093377025170678664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SPzzPEgYgMI/AAAAAAAAAP8/ItzRnOnmT9I/s1600-R/n271100334_397652_5504.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x0kfJJUE_Jg/SPz3bO_3zoI/AAAAAAAAAQU/LjXLc0wPruQ/s72-c/FH000005.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
